Oh hail the mighty credit card
You allow near endless purchasing power
You give strength to all your lucky disciples
Strength to shout drinks
Strength to dress well
Strength to walk confidently down the street
More importantly
You give hope
Hope that the bill will never have to be paid
Therein lies the majesty of the credit card
Oh! That hope
Endless, fickle hope
And for me
I just hope I never get one
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